Half A Pat

THE TALE: Two nyc kids on a mission. THE MISSION: Pat wants to be thinner than his bro, participate in a century ride, look better in a tutu than a drag queen, and win the love of Kylie Minogue. SO FAR: Pat has endured much suffering, at the not so loving hands of Sarita (his trainer), but the results have been good. Pat (not quite half a pat yet) has lost over 70 lbs and has become a beacon of grace while kickboxing and kettlebell tossing. READERS: Please help encourage us in our mission.